If you could ask your pet one question and they could answer, what would you ask?

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If you could talk to your pet, what would you ask them? Maybe you want to know if the kibble is all it’s cracked up to be, or why they insist on eating your shoes instead. And how do they keep breaking through that invisible fence, anyway?
#1 The Madman's answer
'Do you know about cat memes?', and other questions
“There are just so many things I'd love to ask my cat since me and him are best friends and I love him so much, but I guess the top things I'd like to know would be, what does he refer to me as, and…”
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#2 vdiaz25's answer
What's with the post-shower zoomies
“So if I could ask my pet one question and they would answer me, I would ask them, why do they get - or, there's probably, like, an answer to this, but why do they get the zoomies after you shower? So…”
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#3 Zach A's answer
Do you secretly hate me
“If I could ask my pet any question, I'd probably ask him if he liked me after all these years. I'd really wanna know that because I feel like we're best friends, but what if he secretly hates me?…”
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#4 Frank's answer
How is life, my lovely pet
“If I could ask my pet one question and they could answer, I would ask if they loved me, if I'm giving them enough attention, if they feel like their life has been fulfilled since they've been with me.”
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#5 TarahG's answer
What really makes you happy
“If I could ask my pet one question, it would be, what are the things that really make you happy that you really enjoy in your life and want to do for the rest of your remaining years?”
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#6 Vivian's answer
Why so much bed-wetting
“If I could ask my pet one question, it would probably be why he always pees in my bed. Yeah.”
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#7 monila's answer
How are you feeling, Fido?
“If I could ask my pet one question they could answer And this goes for all the pets I've ever had. I would ask them how they're feeling. Just simply "How are you doing?" "What's on your mind?" "How…”
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