QOTD #00061: “If you could ask your pet one question and they could answer, what would you ask?”

If you could talk to your pet, what would you ask them? Maybe you want to know if the kibble is all it’s cracked up to be, or why they insist on eating your shoes instead. And how do they keep breaking through that invisible fence, anyway?
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Frank's answer
Frank
Mars
How is life, my lovely pet
“If I could ask my pet one question and they could answer, I would ask if they loved me, if I'm giving them enough attention, if they feel like their life has been fulfilled since they've been with me.”
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TarahG's answer
TarahG
Asheville, a Nurse
What really makes you happy
“If I could ask my pet one question, it would be, what are the things that really make you happy that you really enjoy in your life and want to do for the rest of your remaining years?”
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The Madman's answer
The Madman
Dayton/Oxford, OH
'Do you know about cat memes?', and other questions
“There are just so many things I'd love to ask my cat since me and him are best friends and I love him so much, but I guess the top things I'd like to know would be, what does he refer to me as, and does he know that there are just millions of cat memes on the Internet? And I guess a sub-question for that is, how does he feel whenever my dad and me make memes of him?”
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vdiaz25's answer
vdiaz25
What's cool about me!
What's with the post-shower zoomies
“So if I could ask my pet one question and they would answer me, I would ask them, why do they get - or, there's probably, like, an answer to this, but why do they get the zoomies after you shower? So every single time I give my dog a bath and, like, I let him go afterwards, he's, like, zooming all across the house. So I've always wondered, like, why does that happen, like, right after you shower? So I'll ask him that.”
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Vivian's answer
Vivian
College student
Why so much bed-wetting
“If I could ask my pet one question, it would probably be why he always pees in my bed. Yeah.”
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Zach A's answer
Zach A
Graphic Designer
Do you secretly hate me
“If I could ask my pet any question, I'd probably ask him if he liked me after all these years. I'd really wanna know that because I feel like we're best friends, but what if he secretly hates me? That would be pretty sad.”
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monila's answer
monila
It's all about us
How are you feeling, Fido?
“If I could ask my pet one question they could answer And this goes for all the pets I've ever had. I would ask them how they're feeling. Just simply "How are you doing?" "What's on your mind?" "How you feeling?" I just want to know what goes on in their day to day brain. Like what do they want? I mean, is it only food and just sleep and walks or whatever, or is there more? Is there something deeper? Are they thinking about deeper things? I really want to know. That would be awesome.”
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