What makes your pet the best pet in all the world?

“So my cats are the best pets in the world because they are, like, so smart. They're like dogs. They come when they're called. They know their names. They know when it's like time to go to bed. They…”

“What makes my pet the best pet in the whole world? He's Simon! I mean, he is the most adorable, cutest stinkin' cockapoo that you ever want to see. He's apricot color. He's 15, so he's really…”

“My dog Tripsy is the best dog ever. He is the best pet I ever had, and, uh, and after I lost him, I-I... I no longer, uh, got any pets of my own, because it was so painful that I can never go through…”

“I think that my dog is probably the best dog in the world because he has a big imagination. He thinks -- he's a pretty small dog -- he thinks that he's a security guard, right? He thinks that he's…”

“So what makes my pet the best pet in the world is that she's always been there for us. We got her when she was six weeks old, and she's been a lifesaver. She knows when something is not right with…”

“My pet Prim is the cutest in the whole world , and she's really affectionate and really sweet, and she will go over to you and wait to be petted or try to pet you. She's just really, really cute .”

“The last pet I had was a dog and my dog was the best dog in the world because he was so friendly. He loved playing with people. His had this pretty golden brown color with hazel green eyes, and that…”

“I think what makes my pet the best is that she's been here before. Not only has she been here before, I think she was a human before, for many reasons, but the most hilarious is that she always knows…”