QOTD #00138: “If heaven were a concert venue, who is playing?”

“I think there's only one right answer to this question. It's got to be the most popular person on the planet right now: Taylor Swift. I mean, the ultimate Eras Tour in heaven. You can't really get better than Taylor Swift. And I mean, is it even heaven if Taylor Swift is not there? Let's be real.”

“If heaven were a concert venue, then I definitely would like to see Bruno Mars and Michael Jackson perform together on stage. I think it would be pretty epic to see the both of them perform side by side. Um, and also because we won't ever get that chance to see Michael Jackson perform again, so it'd be pretty good to, and pretty cool to see them both perform.”

“If heaven was a concert venue, then Kesha would be playing. All day. Every day. Party music. Dance music. If you find yourself in heaven, you're gonna be listening to Kesha for all eternity.”

“Got to be the Beatles, right? I mean, they did say they were more popular than Jesus. My only question about that is, do we have to wait for Paul and Ringo to join George and John up in heaven, or can we have the concert, like, now?”

“If heaven were a concert venue, who was playing? You know, I was just kind of thinking about this the other day, but Michael Jackson passed and so has Prince. I'd probably have them do, like, a collaborative kind of concert there. I know they didn't seem like they were really fond of each other. But I feel like that might make things a little awkward and they try to upstage each other. And plus, too, you could have, like, anybody else who has passed away in the last, like, 100 years being like the, uh, musicians or somebody playing the drums like... I would have an amazing, uh, concert. That's all I'm saying.”

“If heaven was a concert venue, who would be playing? Definitely, uh, old Bay Area thrash metal bands. So, Slayer, uh, and Testament and some, uh, you know, down south some Megadeth and then probably, uh, some death metal bands. You'd have Meshuggah, and In Flames, Lamb of God. So, uh, definitely it'd be like a festival of, uh, heavy metal music.”

“So, obviously, if heaven is a concert venue, we're talking about musicians who are dead. Right? So, there are a ton that who would be playing, and I think they'd be playing all the time. We're talking about John Lennon. We're talking about David Bowie. We're talking about Elvis Presley. We're talking about, you know, all these all-time greats. Mozart. You know, we're talking about Prince. You know, people who are, you know, into crappy music. Uh, you know, Kurt Cobain might be there.”