QOTD #00036: “If money were no object, what would be your dream job?”

“[If money] is no object, being a professional gamer would be my, um, dream job. It isn't my dream job, but, you know, I- I can't really pursue that due to the fact that, um, the industry is big enough, but it is not as lucrative as actually working, um, in other mainstream industries, so... But I think if money wasn't a factor, being a professional gamer would be my dream job. I'm very good at gaming. I get very competitive when I'm gaming. So yeah, everything- everything works out.”

“If money was no object, my dream job would 100% be the UFC or boxing ringside announcer who would go, "In the red corner," and, "In the blue corner," because I think I could pull off some hilarious jokes. But obviously Bruce Buffer and his brother are the GOATs of that.”

“Well, if money was no object, then my dream job would be no job! And I'm not even kidding. I would probably have some hobbies, like helping out in kitty shelters or working with the elderly people, but, you know, I don't feel like I'm missing on something when I don't have to go to work. That's just my honest answer.”

“If money wasn't a problem, I would work watching movies. Like, if I could just sit down with munchies on the side, a Slurpee on the other side, and watch films all day... Get paid, or not, because it's not an issue. Money's not an issue in this scenario. That's what I like.”

“Basic - Travel blogger. But unemployment doesn't seem so bad if money is not an object.”

“Um, if money was no object, and regardless of, you know, if I was being paid to do this, I think I'd wanna go to every single restaurant I could find and gently sit down on their chairs. I think people underestimate the impact that, well, first, a good posture, second, a really comfortable chair can have on their dining experience, and, you know, if I was able to really find a very comfortable chair, the one that just kinda just, you know, you can sink into and just hugs the curves, and I think I could- I think I could become very successful, um, you know, selling those chairs to all restaurants. And maybe, you know, different types of foods require different types of chairs. Maybe you don't want to have the same kinda chair for a steak as you would for a nice, warm, home-cooked bowl of pasta. But, you know, that's what- that's what I'm on a mission to find.”

“If money was no object... I would be a music producer 'cuz I love music.”

“If money was no option, then I would travel the world, and I would be building churches that had health centers attached to them because I believe that one really important thing that a lot of places need is just a place to gather-”

“I honestly have no idea how much, like, zookeepers and people that work at, like, with animals at the zoo make, but I feel like that would be a pretty awesome job to have, um, because you're just, like, hanging out with animals that people are paying to see, like, for a living every single day, and you're probably becoming, like, super tight with them, so that sounds fun to me. I think I would be a zookeeper.”

“My ideal job, if I had one, would be - I want to be one of those people at the zoo who take out the animals and show them to kids, like, you know, the person who picks up the big albino python and shows it to the kids and answers fun facts about it, or like the people at the penguin show who tell you what they eat. I wanna do that. That sounds really fun.”

“Alright. Dream job if money wasn't an object - and this is an easy one because I've told my wife this for years - that I would be Forrest Gump, mowing lawns, because he seems so content during that sho- that movie and - while he's mowing the lawn, that... that's the way I'd like to be, if money wasn't an object. Just like he said in that- in that movie, it's just one less thing to worry about, right? Having money?”

“So, if money wasn't an object, my dream job would be to travel and to work out in those exotic places. Um, I'm really into fitness, and I'm really into traveling. So yeah.”