Professional Wingnut
Being friends with her again? No. Never.
“"Can you be friends with your ex, and why?" No. Two reasons: I finally have gotten up enough courage to tell you that I don't really enjoy your company, and the only reason why we're together is because you're a porn star in the bedroom. And two, you've either emotionally eviscerated me and pulled my heart out of my chest and spit it back in my face, and so the sight of seeing you again makes me want to run into oncoming traffic. Never. Not interested.”
