Nashville, TN
The Starbucks barista made me lie about "my dog."
“The last lie I told was to the Starbucks barista, who asked me where my dog was because I- There must be a regular that looks like me or drives the same car. And I basically made up this whole story about what species my - or, not species - what breed my dog was and his name and, yeah, it was- I felt bad. I didn't want to embarrass her, but I basically embarrassed myself.”