If your pet was in charge, how would things be different?

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We like to think of ourselves as good pet owners, but imagine the roles were reversed. Do you find your pet responsible? Would they play with you all day, or would they lounge around and put you on ignore? Take a good long look at your pet... how would they be as your owner?
#1 efinsterwald's answer
New diet for my Border Collie: Whatever he wants.
“'If your pet was in charge, how would things be different?' So, for reference, I have about a five-year-old border collie dog, um, and he absolutely loves food. What dog doesn't? - but, you know, we…”
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#2 Miss Campbell's answer
Fit and fat lifestyle.
“If my pet was in charge, I think we would eat all day. I think we would take a lot of walks, so I would be super fit. I probably would have a lot more energy. Um, I think I would be a lot bigger…”
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#3 Hector J's answer
Just crawling with my skink.
“If my pet was in charge, we would probably spend the entire day crawling around my apartment. I have a blue-tongued skink, and let's just say they're quite adventurous. They don't like to sit still.…”
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#4 Wei L's answer
Unlimited fodder isn't free.
“If my pet was in charge, things would be different, because we would definitely run out of food to eat because of how much my pet eats every day. There would be no limit to how much they eat, and we…”
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#5 Becca I's answer
A taste of your own Kibble
“Okay, so I don't have a pet, so I'm just gonna go based off of my roommate's pet. If my roommate's pet was in charge, um, he would freaking take all the food from the pantry and make us sit on the…”
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#6 Michael L's answer
Paws off my toys!
“Um, well, if my pet was in charge, things honestly would be no different than they are right now. The only differences really would be that she would never touch cat food again. She would only eat…”
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#7 Chris G's answer
One lazy puggle.
“My dog, Emma - puggle - half pug, half beagle - um, man, my dog has been depressed her whole life, I swear, like, it - She's a cat in a dog's body. She she just sits on the couch and that's it.…”
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#8 Erin H's answer
A POW to my cat.
“If my pet was in charge, I would never be able to leave the apartment. She is obsessed with me. She is a cat, and she's amazing, and I love her, um, and, like, when I leave, I don't even know - like,…”
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