If your pet was in charge, how would things be different?

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We like to think of ourselves as good pet owners, but imagine the roles were reversed. Do you find your pet responsible? Would they play with you all day, or would they lounge around and put you on ignore? Take a good long look at your pet... how would they be as your owner?
#1 efinsterwald's answer
New diet for my Border Collie: Whatever he wants.
“'If your pet was in charge, how would things be different?' So, for reference, I have about a five-year-old border collie dog, um, and he absolutely loves food. What dog doesn't? - but, you know, we…”
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#2 shiv12's answer
Digging dirt, ditching work.
“If my pet was in charge, things would be very much different. We would not be working at all. We'd be going out on walks all day long, playing all day long, and probably digging in dirt.”
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#3 Mikaley L's answer
So, doggie baths are banned!
“If my pet was in charge, my house would have a unlimited cookie dispenser, Scooby-Doo would be playing all the time, 24-7, and baths would be illegal.”
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#4 Erin H's answer
A POW to my cat.
“If my pet was in charge, I would never be able to leave the apartment. She is obsessed with me. She is a cat, and she's amazing, and I love her, um, and, like, when I leave, I don't even know - like,…”
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#5 Becca I's answer
A taste of your own Kibble
“Okay, so I don't have a pet, so I'm just gonna go based off of my roommate's pet. If my roommate's pet was in charge, um, he would freaking take all the food from the pantry and make us sit on the…”
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#6 Hector J's answer
Just crawling with my skink.
“If my pet was in charge, we would probably spend the entire day crawling around my apartment. I have a blue-tongued skink, and let's just say they're quite adventurous. They don't like to sit still.…”
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#7 Michael L's answer
Paws off my toys!
“Um, well, if my pet was in charge, things honestly would be no different than they are right now. The only differences really would be that she would never touch cat food again. She would only eat…”
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#8 Claire J's answer
They're already in charge.
“Oh, if my pets were in charge, you know - Well, first of all, they're kind of like already in charge and, you know, they kind of just make a mess of the house, like, all the time and, you know, I…”
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