If your pet was in charge, how would things be different?

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We like to think of ourselves as good pet owners, but imagine the roles were reversed. Do you find your pet responsible? Would they play with you all day, or would they lounge around and put you on ignore? Take a good long look at your pet... how would they be as your owner?
#1 efinsterwald's answer
New diet for my Border Collie: Whatever he wants.
“'If your pet was in charge, how would things be different?' So, for reference, I have about a five-year-old border collie dog, um, and he absolutely loves food. What dog doesn't? - but, you know, we…”
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#2 Miss Campbell's answer
Fit and fat lifestyle.
“If my pet was in charge, I think we would eat all day. I think we would take a lot of walks, so I would be super fit. I probably would have a lot more energy. Um, I think I would be a lot bigger…”
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#3 Michael L's answer
Paws off my toys!
“Um, well, if my pet was in charge, things honestly would be no different than they are right now. The only differences really would be that she would never touch cat food again. She would only eat…”
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#4 Chris G's answer
One lazy puggle.
“My dog, Emma - puggle - half pug, half beagle - um, man, my dog has been depressed her whole life, I swear, like, it - She's a cat in a dog's body. She she just sits on the couch and that's it.…”
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#5 Erin H's answer
A POW to my cat.
“If my pet was in charge, I would never be able to leave the apartment. She is obsessed with me. She is a cat, and she's amazing, and I love her, um, and, like, when I leave, I don't even know - like,…”
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#6 shiv12's answer
Digging dirt, ditching work.
“If my pet was in charge, things would be very much different. We would not be working at all. We'd be going out on walks all day long, playing all day long, and probably digging in dirt.”
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#7 Mikaley L's answer
So, doggie baths are banned!
“If my pet was in charge, my house would have a unlimited cookie dispenser, Scooby-Doo would be playing all the time, 24-7, and baths would be illegal.”
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#8 Andrew F's answer
Eat, poop, sleep, repeat.
“These are my pets. I have two bunnies, Lop and Bunbun. If they were in charge, nothing would get done because all they like to do is eat and poop and sleep.”
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