If you were a zookeeper, which animal would be your best friend?

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efinsterwald · Accepted Answer

If I was a zookeeper, which animal would be my best friend? You know the answer here is pretty straightforward, pretty simple: polar bear. Now you're probably [thinking]: polar bear? What? But, you know, polar bears are the most dangerous of the bear family. I don't think a human has ever, or very rarely, survived a polar bear encounter, which probably doesn't say much because the amount of times that humans encounter polar bears is probably pretty few, but polar bears are kind of known to be the- the bear of the bear family that you don't get away from if you see it, um, and I think that's what would be so cool about having a polar bear best friend, is that you could be, like, bragging to all your friends: "Hey, I can hang out with the polar bear, love each other. He won't kill me." I mean, how many people can say that in life? Not many, um, so I think the uniqueness of having a polar bear as my best friend, uh, you know, would- would be the reason that it would be my best friend.