“One trick for good hair maintenance is to not wash it every single day. Um, you can obviously shower daily, but don't shampoo and conditioner it daily...”

“I don't know if this is a superstition or not , but , um don't play with ouija boards kids . They're not fun . They're not toys . I've seen them at , ...”

“I have always wanted a dragon as a mythological creature for a pet. If they could be more fluffy rather than scaly, that would be great. Still fire br...”

“Certain types of books should be banned , or at least aged , appropriated , like pornography or certain things that just aren't for kids . Um , but as...”

“If I was a contestant on Beat Bobby Flay, I would have to go with the Beef Wellington by Gordon Ramsey because I've always wanted to see the two compe...”

“So for my late night text I was getting home from a night out. And instead of sending, like an emoji heart, like I had a good time I sent a gorilla. I...”

“My job on the death star would be handling paternity tests so I could find out whose father was really whose”

“I love both dogs and cats . So this is so hard , But , um , cats have better fluffier tails . Typically , I'm a sucker for fluffy tails. But dogs , a...”

“I don't know . I think I could do the survivor . Uh , reality show it seems pretty extreme . Uh , with a few things that I've learned growing up for m...”

“Something I ate just to be polite was escargot. So just not good and very chewy, like chewing a balloon. [tough chewing sounds]”

“I have always liked the red pandas at the zoo . I don't know why they just they're so cute . And I've always wanted to hold them have them on my shoul...”