“I would reincarnate as a koala bear because koalas eat eucalyptus, which is, like, poisonous and no one eats it, like me. I take everyone else's shit ...”

“I owe an apology to my mom.”

“Hey, so I owe apologies to Um, my sister, um, for a lot of stuff, and I gave her a few apologies, But I'm not gonna Give her all the apologies because...”

“The largest animal I think I could defend myself is a cockroach. I think that I can defend myself from a cockroach, but it would be very, very scary a...”

“Um, I was really sad when How I Met Your Mother finished. I got really attached to that show and to all the characters over there. I couldn't really -...”

“My job on the Death Star will be to be an observer and watch it.”