Chris G
New Orleans, LA
8 answers
Chris G's Answers
If you were a celebrity kid, who would you want your parents to be?
Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart - my chill daddies.
“Hmm. I choose Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart 'cuz, uh, I wanna be a filmmaker. And, you know, I could choose Martin Scorsese or, like, Steven Spielberg...”
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Does your pet think you're a big dumb cat or dog, or does it think that it is a human?
They definitely know we're something different.
“Does my dog think it's - think I'm a dog? My dog doesn't -- I think dogs are smart. They definitely know we're something different. But my dog does th...”
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If you could choose any exotic pet to have, what would it be?
Hitting the eucalyptus hard with my koala.
“My exotic pet - hopefully, I'm not breaking any community guidelines here - but koala. You know, he's getting high, I'm getting high. We're just chill...”
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If you could be a part of any TV friend group, which would it be?
Adventure Time: these are my pals
“I- I don't feel like I need to explain this one. Like, why wouldn't you? Look at that little boy. That's BMO right there. That's my group. That's my p...”
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What are the qualities you look for in a dream home?
A house on a beach is the dream.
“Hmm. I really don't care too much about a dream home ... I'm more about location. I guess my dream home is is at a beach. I'm a beach boy. That'd be t...”
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Which cult classic deserves a reboot?
Dredd, the Karl Urban version
“Um, I don't know if any of you guys saw that movie Dredd with Karl Urban from like 2013? 2011? But it was like- it was a reboot of a previous Dredd mo...”
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Dogs vs Cats: Who's the best?
I like cats more, but I'd rather own a dog
“I- I like cats way, way more than dogs. You know, they're independent. I don't have to - I don't have to do too much to keep 'em going. But I'd rather...”
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If your pet was in charge, how would things be different?
One lazy puggle.
“My dog, Emma - puggle - half pug, half beagle - um, man, my dog has been depressed her whole life, I swear, like, it - She's a cat in a dog's body. Sh...”
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