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“If I could ask my pet one question and they could answer it, what would I ask? I would ask my pet - I would say, 'Simon, why the heck are you followin...”

“If I won the lottery, what would be the first thing I would buy? Oh, probably vacation tickets for my entire family. We would need that. We'd definite...”