“Something on a dating profile that would scare me off would be if the guy knows too much about his Horoscope. Or he's under 5'3". Or, actually, make t...”

“If I had a airplane to write a message in the sky, my message would be my Venmo name and see if anybody would give me some money.”

“My most memorable time at a music festival was when I went to the Secret Garden Party in London and hung out with Cherub, um, the singers of 'Doses & ...”