“I'm gonna be bringing with me some family photo albums, my cats, and And I guess the change of clothes. Got to have that .”

“I think the movie that is influenced my life the most is actually Lord of the Rings, and it's just because it's such an integral part of my family. I ...”

“If I could have an advanced degree, I think I would get it in teaching, education or some sort of human services role. I'd love to work in this human ...”

“The best piece of advice I've ever received is you cannot control others. You can only control how your how you react.”

“One time, I saw a stranger just give a hug to a homeless man that looked like he was having a hard time and gave him some cash and some snacks. It was...”

“Okay, so, like, an out-of-the-box conspiracy-theory-type thing that I believe in is Mattress Firm is, like, a front for money laundering. Um, like, go...”

“If I could work from anywhere, you'd catch me on a beach in Hawaii or sipping some, I don't know, foreign latte in Prague.”

“Probably. Oh, my parents have big apology for just my whole youth. But I refused to give it because they choose to have me so”

“The most embarrassing job that I've ever had is just picking up trash along the highway. And yes, it was a job. No, I wasn't in trouble.”

“Uh, I don't know if it's like a superstition - I guess so - but a weird superstition of mine is, like, I can't think about, like, something happening....”

“If your dating profile includes Photoshopped or edited/cropped pictures of you and your previous significant other, don't message me. I'm scared.”

“If I was a fly on the wall, I would have watched da Vinci paint the Mona Lisa.”

“If I could have three meals for the rest of my life, I'd do beef and cheese quesadillas. Maybe just a chicken salad and pizza? Staple pieces, right?”

“If I could be in a fictional universe I would be in like The Lord of the Rings universe . And I would totally be an elf . Because The elves are like t...”

“One skill I wish that I had learned while I was young was a foreign language. I can, you know, somewhat speak Spanish now, but I really wish I would h...”

“I would say that my boss can improve by giving me more days off? I don't know, he's pretty great. I can't complain. Big fat A-plus.”

“So my cats are the best pets in the world because they are, like, so smart. They're like dogs. They come when they're called. They know their names. T...”

“I have no memorable concert experiences 'cuz I've never been to a concert. You wanna take me?”

“I think what makes my family like wonderful and different is my mom . So I have had a lot of tragedy in my life . Um , just whatever lot of stuff , bu...”

“I would love to have attended a really awesome rave, party, whatever, in the '60s or '70s in San Francisco, California.”