“My favorite cameo is probably Bill Murray in Zombieland. Remember when they show up in the Hollywood Hills accidentally come into his house he uses gu...”

“You know, one movie that I think had a big impact on me was The Princess Bride because it taught me not to judge a book by its cover, because Andre th...”

“Yeah, I think you can be friends with your ex, but you got to be pretty mature, and I'm not.”

“Alright, so the last lie I told, um, you know, I was on a dating app. I said I was about 6' 5", um, and uh, you know, that's not the truth. But we nev...”

“The last lie I told was actually to myself. Uh, it was last night, and I told myself that I would get up early in the morning to start working. And I ...”

“Wow, if I could pick one place to just work and study for a year with all my expenses covered, it'd still have to be Hawaii. It's just too nice there....”

“No, I don't think that's fair. I think that's animal discrimination. You know, I love support dogs, I think they do a great job, but, you know, are yo...”

“Uh, gotta go with the economy here. You know, college is getting more expensive every single year, so, my generation right now, trying to afford colle...”

“To be honest, I want Dwayne the Rock Johnson on my, uh, zombie Apocalypse squad. He's very big. He can move objects. If we ever get stuck, he could pr...”

“You know, not that I think this is fully gone, but I think Crocs are on the way for a big comeback, and I think they're due for it. I think that crocs...”

“You know, currently I'm in Los Angeles, but my hometown is back in New Jersey, and I guess the thing I miss most about it is snow. I haven't seen snow...”

“If I had 24 hours to live, I think I'm just eating as much as humanly possible. Like, I think I'm driving around trying to try as much foods I've neve...”