“For some reason, I really believe that if you break glass, you have bad luck for seven years. My youngest just broke a mirror and, well, he's [hoop] n...”

“You know, I really wish I knew how to do my taxes. That would have been great to learn.”

“What makes my pet the best. Well, let me tell you, I don't have one.”

“Honestly, the fact that we're all still together, my husband and I are still together , my parents are still together and his parents are still togeth...”