“Okay. The best cup of coffee - I'm gonna teach you how to do it. You're gonna need six 5-Hour Energy's, 6-Hour Energy's, if they have them, and if the...”

“Closest blue object? How would I defend myself, you ask? Know what I would do if there was an intruder? I'd just take him off and show him what I'm wo...”

“Meow? Meow?”

“Where I live . Food . You can't get anywhere else . Authentic Mexicali seafood Mexican that Tijuana Beria tacos , Jimmy Tanga . Whatever is Mexican , ...”

“I hope to God scientists will invent something that allows my slinky to continue all the way down the steps - some type of liquid, some type of fluid,...”

“I want to go do a space exploration - get this - in a submarine. Byuu! Bwew! Bwoo! Mind blown.”

“If you ask me, young grasshopper, you control your fate. Why? I'm not moving my right hand unless my head movies say, "Right hand, move." If that's no...”

“I got this tattoo right here - my first and my only one - because I wanted to tell people to read between the lines, but I want 'em to know that I mea...”

“In past life, I'd like to believe I was Jesus Christ. Why? 'Cuz he had a six pack. And, he knew some stuff. He knew the Bible before the Bible. Like, ...”

“The bucket list item that - the bucket list item I want to complete this year. Well, I'm broke, so I'm gonna have to reach down to the bottom of the l...”

“What do my parents do that drives me crazy? Well, I'll tell you what my mom does. Everything I do, I'm "the king" at or I'm "the best" at in front of ...”