“I probably owe so many apologies to my siblings and I don't even know what they are, and I'm sure I refused to give them simply because we're all stub...”

“Something on a dating profile that would scare me off? Definitely anyone who's in the military.”

“For breakfast, it would be an everything bagel, toasted with jalapeno cream cheese and fried egg. Ah ... for lunch . Probably a bondme with tofu. For...”