Certifiably Cool
We vote, they choose
“Um, so an out-of-the-box theory that I - It's not that I fully believe it, it's that I just wouldn't be surprised if it were true - is that our presidents are pre-selected, and they just let us, you know, have our voting time to make us not question them. Like I said, I don't know if I fully believe that, but if if there was, like, 'Breaking news. Turns out, you know, your votes don't matter,' I would not in any way be surprised. Like, it's kinda like whenever you let your younger sibling take the second controller on your - well, I'm gonna age myself - on your Super Nintendo, and you unplug it and let them think they're playing. Kinda like: why wouldn't they do that? They have the power to, so... but I don't know. Who's to say?”
