“Um, who would I want my celebrity parents to be? Well, Joan Crawford. Kidding. Kidding. Um, no. I'd want my dad to be John Goodman - like, Dan Conner ...”

“Okay, so four people that would be at my dream dinner party - One, obviously Jesus. He's got all the answers. You can ask him anything. Plus, he would...”

“A time a stranger brought a smile to my face and a tear to my eye: In my early 20s, I was like insanely broke, like, just poor, poor, poor, and I was ...”

“Um, so an out-of-the-box theory that I - It's not that I fully believe it, it's that I just wouldn't be surprised if it were true - is that our presid...”

“Um, are some books so terrible they should be censored or banned? No, I don't think any - I don't think books should be censored or banned. I think ma...”

“Uh, qualities to look for in a dream home? Like, I'm pretty simple. I - like, hardwood floors and, like, huge windows with lots of natural light. That...”

“Okay, so something that my parents passed down to me that I'll pass to my kids is to let go of the idea that I I'll be happy when... So, like, you kno...”

“A reality show I would definitely win is Joe Millionaire, if you remember that back in, like, 2003, um, I because I just feel like that would be my lu...”

“Okay, so if I were to own a small business -- if we're talking like "dreamworld," I'd own a beautiful bakery, and I make the best cakes and they're d...”

“Okay, so I couldn't take you to my fridge because my kid's up there napping, and I didn't want to wake him up by talking in the kitchen. But the weird...”