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Jesus (obviously), Gordon Ramsay, Lucille Ball, and Elmo to babysit
“Okay, so four people that would be at my dream dinner party - One, obviously Jesus. He's got all the answers. You can ask him anything. Plus, he would save me a ton of money on wine for that dinner party. Two was Gordon Ramsay because he could give me tips on cooking so my dinner parties can improve and improve. Bonus points if he calls me an "idiot sandwich." Um, number three - Elmo. He can babysit my kid while I'm throwing this dinner party. I don't have a babysitter and my kid would just absolutely love it. So, you know, fun for the whole family. Number four - Lucille Ball. She's just my hero, and, uh, if we're, you know, going "people we want to meet," Lucille Ball. I would have a special guest of Tiny Tim with his ukulele as our musical guest because I just feel like it would be really funny to watch Gordon Ramsay snap after hearing "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" for like the thousandth time.”
