Certifiably Cool
If John Goodman and Lady Gaga work out, then yes!
“Um, who would I want my celebrity parents to be? Well, Joan Crawford. Kidding. Kidding. Um, no. I'd want my dad to be John Goodman - like, Dan Conner era, you know? John Goodman - where he just seems, like, really safe and secure and, like, he probably gives the best hugs and, like, if I'm the worst person on my softball team, he's still gonna cheer for me like I'm - like he's so proud and I'm the best person on the softball team. Um, and for my mom I would want Lady Gaga because, also supportive, but, like, I could come to her and be like, 'Listen Mom, I want to be a human cannonball as a career,' and she would be like, 'Okay.' And she would buy me a cannon and, like, a glitter bodysuit and teach me how to, like, tape sparklers to my fingers or something, you know? Um, I don't know how their marriage would work, but as parents, that would be the ultimate support system I think.”
