Gay Fish
Get in a baby workout routine... or rock him and pray.
“I've always thought that just make kids work out, you know, before they go to bed. You know, make the baby do push-ups, sit-ups, maybe some jumping jacks if they can stand up, you know. If they can't walk, make them hold their rattle over their head, you know, a few times. Maybe you can exercise their arms. Um...kidding. There is no secret. You just get them up, you rock them, and you freaking pray. That's it!”