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QOTD: “What’s your secret to getting a baby to sleep?”

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Get in a baby workout routine... or rock him and pray.

“I've always thought that just make kids work out, you know, before they go to bed. You know, make the baby do push-ups, sit-ups, maybe some jumping jacks if they can stand up, you know. If they can't walk, make them hold their rattle over their head, you know, a few times. Maybe you can exercise their arms. Um...kidding. There is no secret. You just get them up, you rock them, and you freaking pray. That's it!”
Brandon N's answer
Brandon N
The secret is rocking chair
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Kayleygsings !'s answer
Kayleygsings !
Baby sleep hacks that work for dogs too!
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Kara E's answer
Kara E
Swaddle and sway
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London N's answer
London N
A rub between the eyes helps babies fall asleep faster!
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Andre2023
Swaddling, shushing, swinging
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Tabitha R
Strap in the baby for a good night's sleep
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