Bartimus Prime
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If you could know the answer to one unsolved mystery, what would it be?
DB Cooper escape act.
“I think this would have to be the mystery of D.B. Cooper. This dude jumped out of a plane with I think it was like $25,000 at the time, but the equiva...”
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What's the weirdest thing someone ever said to you in bed?
An alarming comment!
“The weirdest thing someone said to me in bed was probably "don't wake me up at my first alarm." So I was like, what? And basically they set like sever...”
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What fictional or mythological creature would you want as a pet?
Pokemon Meowf would be a cool pet!
“This is another easy one. I have always wanted, since I was a little guy, Meowth, the Pokémon. I've always wanted, like, a talking cat. I always thoug...”
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What is your guilty pleasure song or album?
Getting 'N Shape with 'N Sync
“Oh, this one's a piece of cake. [sings] "It's tearing up my heart when I'm with you". It's 'NSync! Every single time every week, at least once a week ...”
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What movie scene makes you emotional every time?
Jurassic Park brings on the fear factor.
“I would say, since I love horror stuff and it's always been a huge part of my life, one of the like most emotional moments I think I have watching any...”
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What’s your secret to getting a baby to sleep?
Get in a baby workout routine... or rock him and pray.
“I've always thought that just make kids work out, you know, before they go to bed. You know, make the baby do push-ups, sit-ups, maybe some jumping ja...”
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What personality trait do you hope to pass on to your children?
Kids need to have acceptance, like him.
“Ah, acceptance, you know. Acceptance, big time. Because I think that is probably one of the biggest traits that can take you so far. If you don't judg...”
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What is your pet’s name, and how did you come up with it?
A pet black rabbit named Frank from Donnie Darko.
“So, I actually have a pet rabbit. He's a black rabbit. Uh, he's awesome. He's litter box trained. It's actually super easy to do that; anyone that wan...”
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Who was your first celebrity crush?
Harrison Ford crushes it
“Um, my first celebrity crush I would have to say was Harrison Ford. Uh, What Lies Beneath. He's lying in the bed with Michelle Pfeiffer. He's kind of ...”
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If you could make one worry of yours disappear right now, what would it be?
Please fix Stitch!
“Okay. Something I'm super worried about: There's a live action Lilo and Stitch movie coming out. Have you all seen stitch? They fixed Sonic when this ...”
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Tell us why you got your tattoo and what it signifies to you!
An unintentional tattoo fail.
“Uh, yeah. Okay, so this one! "Living is easy with eyes closed." I got this because of the show Lost. There's a character on there named Charlie and he...”
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What's something terrible you ate just to be polite?
Dad's mac and cheese is the worst.
“I remember one year my dad, who's an awful, awful cook, like literally so bad. I remember one year he made this Mac and cheese that he like inexplicab...”
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If aliens invaded Earth, what movie monster would you choose to defend mankind?
A horror movie monster could take the aliens.
“I'm sure everyone's like Godzilla. King Kong, you know, like in those are cool but I'm going to go one better. Cthulhu. Nothing can stand up to Cthulh...”
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Do you believe social media is a benefit or a burden to society?
The future of social media is scary.
“I would say overall, it is a benefit. However, it does make me fearful of how social media affects people in their younger years. I feel like as an ad...”
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