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QOTD: “What’s your secret to getting a baby to sleep?”

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Confuse a baby to sleep!

“The secret to making your baby fall asleep is quite simple. All you gotta do is talk at it in an even tone, monotone voice. Just ask it questions. Why are you doing this? Who do you think you are? Do you know that I need sleep, too? The baby will be so confused as to why you're not matching its emotional state, and it will recognize your emotional unavailability as confusion. Confuse your babies to sleep is what I'm saying.”

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