Stay at home mom
At least say it's for the potty.
“Okay, so let's talk about it. Um, I'm a mom, right? - and I was at Target the other day, and I saw these books about, like, 'Oh, my butt is noisy,' or, I don't know - something about butts, and I guess it's, like, a series for kids. I don't know if it's for, like, potty training or something but, I don't know. I haven't read them, so they might be really great books, but I was just like, 'Hmm, that's kinda weird for kids.' I don't I don't know. Maybe I should read them for myself but, mmm, maybe it should be censored or like, 'Hey, just so you know, it's for potty training,' or something, you know? Kinda interesting.”
