“Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott, if you're out there looking to adopt, I'm a 30-year-old mother, but I'm I'm taking, you know, new parents if you - Well...”

“So, four people that would be at my dream dinner party - Let's go. Mozzy, 'cuz he's my favorite rapper. We got Sade. She's gon' be up there singing. "...”

“So, this one time I was working at this waxing place. I won't say the name of it. But there was a client that came in - I was, like, in a really tough...”

“Now you asked the right person. I am the biggest weirdo that you will ever meet, but, come on now. Think about it. How is it that we are the only - Re...”

“Okay, so let's talk about it. Um, I'm a mom, right? - and I was at Target the other day, and I saw these books about, like, 'Oh, my butt is noisy,' or...”

“Don't even get me started on my dream home. Don't - So, my dream home - I know exactly how I want it. When you walk in, there's gonna be marble floors...”

“Two things my dad always told me - One, don't ever worry about what anyone thinks about you, and the second, to not be a follower. I feel like those t...”

“So, I already know I would absolutely kill it on Deal or No Deal. I don't know if you've seen that, but it's the one where you have the briefcase and ...”

“So yes, I do own a business. I'm a stay-at-home mom, but I own a business as well. It is called Mod Doll Designs, and it's a women's clothing line. It...”

“Okay, so the weirdest thing in my fridge - Don't judge me. So I had a baby, right? - and I heard that eating your placenta is good for not catching po...”