What would be your job on the Death Star?

“That's easy. I would be an accountant because we're kinda the most valuable in the- in the Star Wars universe, y'know? Besides Jedi, besides everybody else, who's gonna keep up with all the- the…”

“This is a complex question because if we're talking about the original Death Star, I probably wouldn't have a job on it because I'm a woman and a woman of color. If we're talking about the later…”

“I'mma say that my job on the Death Star would probably be something around the lines of clothing designer. I have noticed that the clothing designs are pretty outstanding on the Death Star. They look…”

“This is a phenomenal question because people don't consider the fact that the Death Star is literally planet-size. So, think about the fact that, like, there are just so many people on the Death…”

“I feel like on the Death Star my job would be chef 'cuz I'd just be straight cooking it up for all the Death Star employees. They'd know me by name, make the best pizza on Fridays, you know? I'm…”

“I feel like if the Death Star needed some sort of PR consultant, I could step into that role. I know that they're in a galaxy far, far away, so I don't know what kind of social media system they have…”

“I feel- I feel like for some reason I'd be that guy who's, like, right below Vader in commanding force, and I'd say something that Vader doesn't like, and then he just, like, just - lifts me up into…”

“My job on the death star would be handling paternity tests so I could find out whose father was really whose”