Mddle of nowhere, PA
I'd be one of many janitors on the massive Death Star
“My job on the Death Star would be as a janitor, like, can you imagine how large that thing is, how many people must man it, and how much cleaning that- that place will need? Oh, I'd love to be manning the guns and this, that and the other, but I'm gonna be just some random trooper cleaning some swab deck somewhere on those hundreds of thousands of miles of random places. Like, why does it have to be so big? Why does it have to be so big? Like, everyone walking everywhere, all the dirt everywhere - Like, just by chance, there's gotta be like 90% janitors and like 10% every other job. And you have guards walking around, just walking around everywhere, like, why? But that's probably what my job would be just based on my luck, so...”
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