Just a man
Dogs are man's best friend, but what do cats do?
“Dogs versus cats: Who's the best? Easily dogs. This is a hill that I'm willing to die on. So what do dogs do for you? They're man's best friend. They really are. They're always there for you. They care for you. But on the other hand, what does a cat do? Cat goes off and does its own thing. It's self-sufficient, but, you know, your dog is always there for you, and I think that's what matters. Like, if I'm gonna get a pet, I don't want something that's gonna go do its own thing all the time. I want something that's an integral part of my life, that I can really enjoy. And not to mention that, you know, if you ever owned a dog or a cat, um, or whatever it might be, the nicest thing that you can ever say about a cat is that a good cat is about as good as a bad dog. Cats just aren't that great. They really aren't. And any dog in the world is better than a cat. ”
