“"Do you think your dog thinks you're a dog, or does it think it's a person?" You know, I don't think my dog thinks either. I have a pretty smart dog, ...”

“If I could choose any exotic pet to have, what would it be? It'd have to be a super venomous snake - maybe like a black mamba or something like that -...”

“"If you could be a part of any TV friend group, which would it be?" Without a doubt, answer is Seinfeld. Name a greater group of friends and a greater...”

“Okay, some books so terrible that they should be censored or banned - Without a doubt, the answer here is a astounding 'yes.' I don't know about you g...”

“'What are the qualities that you look for in a dream home?' Uh, first quality is that it's multiple stories. So, I grew up on a ranch during my life, ...”

“Which cult classic deserves a reboot? Now, this is a hard one, but the first thing that comes to my mind would be Star Trek. Um, you know, it's a show...”

“Dogs versus cats: Who's the best? Easily dogs. This is a hill that I'm willing to die on. So what do dogs do for you? They're man's best friend. They ...”

“If I were to own a small business, what would it be? You know, I would wanna do something super niche, and what I mean by that is find something that ...”

“'If your pet was in charge, how would things be different?' So, for reference, I have about a five-year-old border collie dog, um, and he absolutely l...”

“Did you ever have a dream while sleeping that came true later? Now, I know this is kind of a pointless story or dream or whatever you want to call it,...”

“If I was a zookeeper, which animal would be my best friend? You know the answer here is pretty straightforward, pretty simple: polar bear. Now you're ...”