Strattford, NH
I wanted to play it cool, so said I was warm.
“I haven't sent many drunk texts, but my friend in college when I was drinking one night was texting me, and he asked me how I was, and I wanted to play it cool, so I said warm because I was just being honest - it was pretty warm! - and I didn't have to apologize the next day because he made me feel really, really sorry that I said it over the course of the next couple of months.”