What 3 animals would you kick off Noah's ark?

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According to the bible, Noah took two of each animal onto his ark to save them from the flood. But we could have done with a few less... what do you think? Which 3 animals could we have done without?
#1 Misha Mesia's answer
No crunchy roaches, bitey mosquitoes, or stingrays that took Steve Irwin.
“Hoo, who would I kick off Noah's ark? Um, roaches. I'm sure that they play some type of part in the world, but I am totally afraid of them. I don't like those little crunchy legs that they have or…”
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#2 Becca I's answer
Snakes are creepy, skunks are smelly, and pork chops are an animal?
“Okay, so I literally have a list of the animals on Noah's ark because I couldn't tell you. I'm gonna start with the most basic one, which is snakes, because snakes are creepy. I don't like them. I…”
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#3 Brendan's answer
Tarantulas: gone. Flies: gone. Roaches: with no doubt, gone!
“Three animals I'd kick off Noah's ark, first one - tarantulas. You ever see those things about the size of your hand crawling around your house? They gotta go. Flies, they're just annoying as hell.…”
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#4 Mishak Peters's answer
I really like animals, but no snakes, hyenas or crocodiles.
“Three animals I would kick off Noah's ark? Well, that's kinda a hard question for me 'cuz I actually like animals, but my least favorite animal is a hyena. I see hyenas, "phew" - really dislike those…”
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#5 Patrick's answer
I'd get rid of snakes, spiders, and bye-bye kitty cats
“I'll start with the two obvious ones. So, I'd be kicking off spiders. I'd kick off snakes 'cuz, I mean, I don't think anyone is a big fan of them. And then probably somewhat controversial, but I'd be…”
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#6 Oriana's answer
Kick out the true blood-sucking mosquitoes: people.
“Mosquitoes. Two different types of mosquitoes, we'll say. I don't know, there's different versions ... different species, TWO blood-sucking mosquitoes [and one type is] "People." The world would be a…”
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#7 JRoss's answer
Nobody's got time for lions, tigers and bears.
“Yeah, we can. We don't- we don't deal with bears, we don't deal with lions, tigers, anything like that, man. They gonna have to go. They have to bounce. We don't got time for any of them animals like…”
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#8 Emanuel's answer
I'd never kick an animal off of Noah's ark.
“Um, I don't think I will ever come up with the idea of kicking an animal off of Noah's ark because, why? Why would you kick off an animal at Noah's ark? Like, l love animals, so I don't think I will…”
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