professional worrier
Snakes are creepy, skunks are smelly, and pork chops are an animal?
“Okay, so I literally have a list of the animals on Noah's ark because I couldn't tell you. I'm gonna start with the most basic one, which is snakes, because snakes are creepy. I don't like them. I would be terrified. Then the next one I have is skunks because I don't need to be smelling that all day. That just smells so bad. And then lastly, pork chop. I didn't even know that pork chop was a freaking animal, but I don't like pork chops. They are so gross to me, so I don't want any pork-chop energy on my boat that - you are getting kicked off if you're a pork chop. I am so sorry.”
