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QOTD: “You have to defend yourself from a wild animal; what's the largest beast you could take?”

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Put the chokes on some goats

“Mmm, I think I could take on, like, a goat or maybe, like, a small dog. I don't I don't wanna have to take on a goat or a dog, but - 'cuz animals are tough, but I say yeah, probably like a goat. I could probably choke a goat out, I guess, or yeah, choke it out - I think?”
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ill options
Sweet like victory, and armadillo soup
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ilsathejoe
Nothing bigger than a squirrel
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allofyoush
A stray dog is wild enough
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Beatrice H
Bring it on, mountain lion
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Phoebe
Something small, please
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FreddieColton
Not so bad to the bone
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