You have to defend yourself from a wild animal; what's the largest beast you could take?

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Choose your opponent! In a game of man vs. beast, what is the largest wild animal (or not so wild) you think you could take down? Remember, in our diverse animal planet, sometimes the small ones are the deadliest...
#1 ill options's answer
Sweet like victory, and armadillo soup
“So, the largest wild animal I think I could probably take in a fight pretty easily would have to be an armadillo. They yeah, they got some big armor, but honestly, I think I could take that little…”
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#2 ilsathejoe's answer
Nothing bigger than a squirrel
“If I was forced to defend myself from a wild animal, the largest animal I could take is probably a hedgehog. I definitely couldn't take - I could - maybe a squirrel. It's a little bit bigger, but I…”
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#3 bartkraning's answer
Put the chokes on some goats
“Mmm, I think I could take on, like, a goat or maybe, like, a small dog. I don't I don't wanna have to take on a goat or a dog, but - 'cuz animals are tough, but I say yeah, probably like a goat. I…”
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#4 allofyoush's answer
A stray dog is wild enough
“I don't know if this counts as a wild animal, but I think I could take on, like, a stray dog, maybe - Maybe not too big, maybe not too ferocious, but I feel like I could come away with some bites,…”
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#5 Beatrice H's answer
Bring it on, mountain lion
“Now, I can't say that I could take on something very large like an elephant or a lion. I'm a very small person and I know my limits. However, I think I could take, like, on like a medium-sized…”
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#6 Phoebe's answer
Something small, please
“I feel like my cut-off for animals, because I'm not too confident in my skills, um, would be like, if on four legs, if they are shorter than my waist, then I could do it. Definitely not some sort of…”
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#7 FreddieColton 's answer
Not so bad to the bone
“You know, I'd love to say something like a bobcat or even a mountain lion, but I feel people are far too hubristic about how strong they actually are. I think the strongest, largest animal I could…”
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#8 meghan71102's answer
I can take a small dog
“The largest animal I think I could take if I had to defend myself, as much as I hate to say this, I feel like maybe a small dog, or maybe something more like the size of, like, a fox. I could maybe…”
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