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QOTD: “You have to defend yourself from a wild animal; what's the largest beast you could take?”

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A killer with the Kodiaks

“A Kodiak bear, easily. I'd tackle him to the floor and he wouldn't stand a chance. I'd go for the jugular - oyce! - knock him out. Dude, he won't be able to breathe. Easy. Light. Easy, light. I'd do three at a time.”
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ill options
Sweet like victory, and armadillo soup
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ilsathejoe
Nothing bigger than a squirrel
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bartkraning
Put the chokes on some goats
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allofyoush
A stray dog is wild enough
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Beatrice H
Bring it on, mountain lion
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Phoebe
Something small, please
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