Ping Pong champion
“If I was a zookeeper, which animal would be my best friend? Eh, hopefully this zoo was more on the reptile side of things, so there'd be a crocodile in there, and that's pretty much all I'd spent my time in there, would be in the crockpen, just feeding him things to death roll, give him- have him- let him have the best life, feed him chickens, whatever he wants. I want to get- just feed him, make him become big and- and then, uh, my life- that's how I'd want to end my life is being death rolled by my croc. [That'd] be a perfect ending.”
