Chicago
“If I were a zookeeper, the animal that would be my best friend would be, like, the lions, and I think that, like, I'm such a cat person and I have two cats and I'm like obsessed with cats. It's all I want to talk about, and I think the lions would be able to feel that about me, and so they would let me hang out with them, and I would always, like, give them extra treats or pets, if you're allowed to pet the lions. I don't think you are, um, and so I would be hanging out with the lions all the time as a cat lady.”