“Alright, so my first two guests are pretty obvious. It's Barack and Michelle Obama. I mean, can you imagine better, more respectful dinner guests? Lik...”

“I think that the books that impacted me the most were the Little House in the Big Woods series, because those are the books that I remember like readi...”

“If I was to be reincarnated as an animal, I would be reincarnated as a cat, and not just any cat - my cat. His name is Romeo and he is a ragdoll cat, ...”

“So I'm a huge believer in the idea of, like, 'don't ask for things that you don't want to know the answer to,' and I think if you're looking through s...”

“I personally think that being friends with your ex is rarely a good idea because the two of you broke up for a reason. So, it's obviously not gonna wo...”

“The last lie I ever told was probably about two days ago when I was playing poker. And there were two queens on the board, and someone asked me if I h...”

“The closest blue object near me is my saline solution, and I think with that you just squirt it into their eyes. Having salt water poured into your ey...”

“If I could go anywhere, maybe it would be the south of France. I feel like that's, like, a place I've always wanted to go, and you can, like, take a q...”

“I think that the rule change is pretty fair because in a lot of times, it's obvious that people are just using their exotic pets as service animals - ...”

“So, I think that my dad wrote this question so that he would know what I don't like that he does, so I'll tell him right now. It is when he's angry in...”

“Now, I can't say that I could take on something very large like an elephant or a lion. I'm a very small person and I know my limits. However, I think ...”

“I think the biggest challenge facing our generation right now is the fact that we're very bipartisan in our politics, and that's the reason that we ca...”

“I think that composting could actually become sort of a thing instead of burials and cremations, because, honestly, it's not that much different than ...”

“For my zombie survival team . I would pick an action star like Chris Hemsworth . I feel like with all of his movie training he's got to know a thing o...”

“When I tell you that there were tears coming out of my eyes after I finished The Queen's Gambit and realized that there were no more episodes - It was...”

“I'mma say that my job on the Death Star would probably be something around the lines of clothing designer. I have noticed that the clothing designs ar...”

“You know, I don't actually think that an animal has saved my life. Um, I won't say that my dog has ever definitely saved my life, but for their sake, ...”

“So, one of the rules of my family - my extended family is always do what you're going - always do what you say you're going to do. And that is, like, ...”

“You definitely do not control your destiny. I mean, you can do as much as you can, like studying as much as you want for that test or like adding as m...”

“When I had a ticket, it was because I just didn't know that you were supposed to have headlights on in a car when you were driving at night because I'...”

“In a past life, I would like to believe that I was someone, like, beautiful and impactful like Audrey Hepburn, who just made such a big impact on the ...”

“The other night I had a dream where I reached into my pocket and I pulled out a $20 bill. Um, and then the next day I woke up, and I was so mesmerized...”

“If it was my last day on Earth, I'd probably go shopping because it's one of my favorite activities. It really calms me down, and I'd probably be pret...”

“So, my parents have this little habit of whenever I go away to school, they like to rearrange the whole house. Um, so whenever I come home, we kind of...”