“Alright. Dream job if money wasn't an object - and this is an easy one because I've told my wife this for years - that I would be Forrest Gump, mowing...”

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“Alright. I just won the lottery . Woohoo! First thing I'm gonna go buy more lottery tickets, because obviously I'm a lucky person .”

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