Chicago
Dislodged my shoulder on our ice skating date.
“Alright. Worst first date story - Actually, it wasn't really a bad date. She wasn't a bad date herself, but, um, the story was pretty bad because we went ice skating, and I was holding both of our phones in one of my pocket sides, and I was slipping on the ice rink because I wasn't very good at ice skating. And instead of falling on the phones, I thought I would fall on my right shoulder, which got dislodged and she had to drive me to the hospital and spend a couple hours while I was in pain at the hospital. And there wasn't many dates after that, let's just say.”
