Disco Inferno! Do you remember your first school dance? How did it go?

“I think my first school dance was in middle school or something, and I don't remember a whole lot, but I remember going with some friends and just kind of hanging out, doing some line dances. And one…”

“Ah, first school dance. I don't- I- I actually don't have much memory of it probably because it was so traumatizing, but I have seen photos of the outfit I was wearing and it was just- There was a…”

“Yeah, so, uh, I was actually home-schooled, so, so no, I did not attend any school dances. And, uh, when I was of age, I really wasn't necessarily the smoothest guy, so I didn't- I wasn't flirting…”

“Do I remember my first school dance, and how did it go? It was so-so. Like, I spent a majority of time like maybe, like, 90% of the time against the wall staring at everyone going, how does everyone…”

“Oh, yeah. Very awkward experience, I remember, because there were so many chaperones. It was middle school, so you had to have, like, a chaperone for every five kids or something crazy. And we were…”

“Ah man. So, uh, I went to a super conservative, religious, almost cult-like school, and we did not have a first dance. Dancing was of the devil. We didn't even have a prom. We actually had what we…”

“Um, so, we don't have school dances. But we have blue light discos and that are run by the police. So, I went to my first one when I was in year seven. It was the early nineties, and body glitter gel…”