If you've ever talked your way out of a ticket, what worked?

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Regardless of where you drive, you may have been guilty of committing the California roll, the Jersey slide, or taking a Boston left. If you got pulled over and talked your way out of a speeding ticket or violation, we want to know how! Record your answer at beontheair.com and join us on the air for our Thursday Big Show!
#1 ilsathejoe's answer
Running through, or over, the stop sign
“I have never talked my way out of a ticket before. I mean, there have been cops who literally just wanted to give me a warning, and people who just, like, wanted to just give me a ticket. But this…”
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#2 Beatrice H's answer
Have mercy mister officer
“When I had a ticket, it was because I just didn't know that you were supposed to have headlights on in a car when you were driving at night because I'd only driven with them automatic before. And to…”
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#3 Stephanie's answer
Baby first, ticket later
“So if I were ever to get pulled over and get a ticket - me and my family have actually planned this. So if we were all in the same car, um, we would just blame it on the female that was in the car,…”
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#4 ill options's answer
Dying to dodge a ticket
“When I talked my way out of a ticket, I was going at 90 in a 70 - a total no-no. I was rushing home from college to see my girl, and the way I talked my way out of it was I said I was going to a…”
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#5 vdiaz25's answer
Rushing out of trouble
“So I've never really talked my way out of a ticket. I did get a warning from when someone pulled me over, but I didn't talk my way through. I think he knew that I was, like, going super fast - I was…”
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#6 FreddieColton 's answer
Manners go a long way
“I've never particularly talked my way out of a ticket, but I, of course, always find if you're extremely polite to the officer, call him 'Sir,' and just generally easy to get along with, usually the…”
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#7 Phoebe's answer
One ticket was enough
“The one time I ever got a ticket, I was 17, and I was so scared that I just started crying a lot. Um, still got the ticket - very traumatizing. So since then, I have just been super careful on the…”
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#8 allofyoush's answer
Think nice and fast!
“Now, I know I don't have the assets to be able to talk myself out of every ticket. Uh, that's not real. But I did talk my way out of a ticket once. I mean, just by being nice and be like, 'Oh, did I…”
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