Earth, The Milky Way
Dying to dodge a ticket
“When I talked my way out of a ticket, I was going at 90 in a 70 - a total no-no. I was rushing home from college to see my girl, and the way I talked my way out of it was I said I was going to a funeral. I know, it's so bad, but hey, look, you gotta do what you gotta do when the ticket time comes. You don't wanna pay it. Don't do it.”