“If I could be reincarnated into any animal, uh, I'd probably have to go with a sloth because I just want to sleep. I wanna be up in the trees. I wanna...”

“Is it ever justified to look through someone's phone? I mean, look - Me, would I do it? Ab-so-lutely not. I think it's invasion of privacy. Your phone...”

“So, the closest blue object to me is actually my trash can right over there. How would I use it? I'd probably just grab it and throw it right at him. ...”

“So, the largest wild animal I think I could probably take in a fight pretty easily would have to be an armadillo. They yeah, they got some big armor, ...”

“Probably the most binge-worthy, uh, series - I think a lot of people can relate to this - that made me sad was over is Game of Thrones. Very upset at ...”

“I feel like on the Death Star my job would be chef 'cuz I'd just be straight cooking it up for all the Death Star employees. They'd know me by name, m...”

“Death row. My last meal? Five Guys - Boom! I want the big burger, extra cheese, mayo, pickles... freaking raw onions, green peppers, jalapeno peppers,...”

“When I talked my way out of a ticket, I was going at 90 in a 70 - a total no-no. I was rushing home from college to see my girl, and the way I talked ...”

“In my past life, I think I'd probably be a farmer - someone with just, like, nothing around for hundreds of miles, just basically planting stuff, work...”

“So, something that's crazy my parents - who, I gotta say, it's probably my mom - um, that just drives me crazy is when I'm perfectly fine, and she's g...”