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QOTD: “What is the closest blue object you could use to defend yourself? How?”

Earth, The Milky Way

Stun the intruder's face with a smelly blue trash bin

“So, the closest blue object to me is actually my trash can right over there. How would I use it? I'd probably just grab it and throw it right at him. That's what I'd do. I'd hit him right in the head with it. Uh, and, you know, I haven't cleaned it in a while, so the smell will probably catch him right off guard. He's gonna be stunned by the smell, he's gonna be dazed by me hitting him with it, and that's it. We're gonna kick him out. We're gonna get that intruder way outta here. That's what we plan on doing. That's what I'm doing with my blue object.”

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