Mddle of nowhere, PA
Nothing blue but this heavy anvil
“No lie, the closest blue object near me is - wuh - this straight-up anvil. Not even joking. This is the closest blue thing near me. How would I use it to defend against an intruder? Drop it on their toes, I don't know. Uh, just swing it around, I suppose. It's really heavy. Other than that, not many blue things around here.”