What is the closest blue object you could use to defend yourself? How?

“So, the closest blue object to me is actually my trash can right over there. How would I use it? I'd probably just grab it and throw it right at him. That's what I'd do. I'd hit him right in the head…”

“Closest blue object? How would I defend myself, you ask? Know what I would do if there was an intruder? I'd just take him off and show him what I'm working with. Ah, can't make these bad boys out of…”

“The closest blue object to me right now is one of those giant recycling bins, which is, you know, very lightweight. I don't think that I could actually use it for anything violent, but I'm kinda…”

“Coincidental timing. The closest blue object to me is the top of these treats being eaten by this cat. So, in defense, I would pour treats lightly over the offender, and then I would let this little…”

“This is a funny and interesting question. "What is the closest blue object near you, and how would you use it to defend against an intruder?" Well, I'm sitting in my car, obviously, so options are…”

“The closest blue object near me is my saline solution, and I think with that you just squirt it into their eyes. Having salt water poured into your eyes is not a fun experience, especially if you're…”

“I'm sitting on my blue blanket. I would bag that boy up with my blanket. I'd wrap him up like a Christmas present and put him under the tree with my blanket. I would- I would just smother him with my…”

“"What's the closest blue object near you, and how would you use it to defend against an intruder?" It's a pair of shorts. Uh, I could, you know, I'd probably - yeah, I'd probably choke them. That'd…”