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QOTD: “What is the closest blue object you could use to defend yourself? How?”

Umina Beach

Watch out for me and my blue shorts

“"What's the closest blue object near you, and how would you use it to defend against an intruder?" It's a pair of shorts. Uh, I could, you know, I'd probably - yeah, I'd probably choke them. That'd probably be my go-to. So, anyone who's thinking of intruding on me and my blue shorts, just watch out.”
Beatrice H's answer
Beatrice H
Scare them off with some saline squirt
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ill options's answer
ill options
Stun the intruder's face with a smelly blue trash bin
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Zach A's answer
Zach A
You can't mess with the blue blanket
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allofyoush's answer
allofyoush
Nothing blue but this heavy anvil
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Phoebe's answer
Phoebe
Hiding inside the recycling bin is my defense
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Mia V's answer
Mia V
Strangle with my sweater and pray to God
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